To combat global warming, I ask that everyone leave their refrigerator open for at least half an hour a day. Also, run your car for an hour a day with the air conditioning on and the windows down. If we all do this, global warming should be a thing of the past.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
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Right your going straight through global warming and aiming for scorched earth I see!
LOL, nice.
Aww, but won't the open refrigerator spoil your food and AC on w/ windows down give you a cold?There's a down-side to every theory, I think. :)
hehehe.
budd, you're terrible!
A co-worker of mine just suggested a great solution. Penguins and Polar bears! Think about it. It is cold where they live, be it the artic or in their little pens in the zoo. Just move them everywhere. The cold will follow. These animals seem to make it cold where they live. Genius.
or we could just blow up the sun; it is creating all that heat.
I'm sorry to say I don't even have a car, and no access to penguins or polar bears.
What should I do?
I'm also a big fan of everyone buying as much ice as they can everyday, then spreading it out on their lawns to at least a 1 inch thickness. I bet it'll cool down the planet REAL fast.
I like the ice thing. great forward thinking. This also reduces the amount of water so that the oceans can't consume Florida.
Waste water so Florida doesn't sink. Don't pour it down the drain, pour it in your yard. We could take buckets full to the desert and water cacti.
Why don't you set off a couple of dirty nukes and go for the whole nuclear winter scenario?
FA: Excellent point! I didn't think of a nuclear winter. Can you pee your name in fallout?
I bet it'll glow in the dark. "Budd wuz Here" will be a beacon for many miles around.
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