Thursday, June 07, 2007

The Tooth Fairy

Teeth are actually made of hardened cocaine.  The tooth fairy is actually a coke head that grinds up the children's teeth and sniffs the day away.  It makes a hundred thousand dollar a day habit just a twenty dollar a day habit.  That is one smart tooth fairy, actually fairies.   There are a network of them.  Unfortunately, our fairy seems to be cooking the teeth into crack and is acting all kinds of wacked out and scarying the kids.  We now wait up and meet her at the door so she doesn't go near the kids room.  She is in pretty bad shape.

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5 comments:

Ross said...

Shhh...Don't make this public knowledge...I was about to fly back to Bogota for my next couple kilos of teeth. If this leaks out, they might retrain those drug-sniffing dogs to bark upon the scent of enamel or plaque...

[atropos] said...

HAHA!
You're a nut, Budd.

JamesTr said...

LOL. Teeth have gone up way too much in cost. In my day I got 25 cents, my kids get somewhere around a buck, maybe two.

grrrace said...

hehehe. you so crazy. :P

gamany said...

LOL, you crackhead. maybe your fairy is all wacked out because the stuff ain't pure.