Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Monday, September 15, 2008

Urinal Humor

I have an MP3 player that I use at work.  I will sometimes listen to it when I go to the restroom.  I try to contain myself from singing or dancing during these occasions.  On one occasion I went in listening to a comedy routine.  I was at the urinal with someone beside me when the comedian said something exceptionally funny.  I of course could not contain myself from laughing a bit.  The person beside me looks at me with a startled look on his face.  Yeah, won’t be doing that again. 

 

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Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Confession

The Palin child,  It is mine.  You were going to find out in a few days anyway.  I had no idea she was 17 though.  I thought she was 16 at the most.  Wait, isn't that worse. 

So will the BF get to move into the White House.  If you are going to knock up a girl, I guess that is the way to do it.  I wouldn't be suprised if the BF doesn't have a couple other brats running around from a couple of other girls.  I bet he is the kFed of the political world.

At least they are republicans and support the 2nd amendment.  They will have no problem buying a shotgun for the wedding. 

I mean, I don't see what the big deal is.  McCain's wife is younger than Gov. Palin's daughter, right.

 

Yeah, I should write for Letterman.

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