SNY sketch submission

I submitted this to Saturday night You.  Supposedly lorn micheals visits the site looking for talent.

The scene would open in a boardroom with several people sitting around a table.  One person would have his back to the audience.  The board at the end of the table says Gecko Insurance.  

Moderator:  We need a slogan that allows us to show how simple it is to use our service online.
Employee 1:  How about, "It's so easy a caveman could do it."
Moderator:  I like it, but I think the caveman may be too smart.
Employee 2:  A monkey then.
Moderator:  Nope, still too smart.
Employee 3:  A dog!
Moderator:  Aren't dogs smarter than monkeys.
The character with his back turns around revealing himself to be John Kerry.
John Kerry:  I've got it!  "It is so easy a U.S. soldier could do it.