Thursday, December 02, 2010

Mad Chick Magnet

The girls on the train are always hitting on me. 

Today, when the train stopped suddenly, one fell into me. 

Sometimes a girl will sit beside me or stand in front of me. 

One girl sat across from me and pretended to read her book.  Can’t fool me. 

Another one was pretending to sleep.  Uh huh. 

One silly girl never looked at me.  Yeah, the lady dost protest too much. 

Hello ladies, can’t you see this ring? I am taken. 


SQT said...

Lol! I think that's very similar to the dialog that runs through my husband's head every morning at the gym.

And that's right ladies. See the ring? Hands off!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I get that at the gym. Where were these women when I was single???

DEZMOND said...

and then you woke up this morning, right? :P

Budd said...

The worst ones are the ones that I will see everyday. I guess they rearrange their schedules so they can see me everyday, because there is no way that other people have to be at or leave work the same time I do.