Tuesday, November 14, 2006

QotD: Pickup Artist

What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
Submitted by ShellEy.

You ask the girl if she wants to go out for sex and pizza.  If she says no (she will, likely in a violent way), you say, "what is the matter, you don't like pizza."

Sad thing is that I have seen this line work.  The girl usually gets jipped because there is seldom pizza.  This line facilitates one night stands with no breakfast.  How many children don't know their fathers because there mother was offered the irresistible combo of sex and pizza. 

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