1. Steven Hawking is remote controlled. I am not sure when he died but he did and the scientific community have taken his dead body and are manipulating it. They use him for promotional stuff and to give credence to any wacked out theories they may have.
2. Iraq is actually pretty peaceful, but that is not good for the Haliburton bottom line. So, Haliburton has a stage in Hollywood were they inact terrorist attacks and clan fighting. They then pay off reporters to narrate and corroborate the story. Don't get me wrong, there is still fighting being done there, but every time you hear a Soldier say "things are getting better" and they "don't see how only the bad news gets here," now you know.
3. American Idol is a show where the contestents sell their soul for a recording contract. The winner is picked by the person that gets the most fans of the show to sell their souls as well. The rest of us have to live with the Hell that Earth becomes when these people actually sing on the radio.
4. Angelina Jolie is a vampire. She has a insatiable thirst for third world orphans. Orphans that she created by feasting on the blood of the parents. Her lips are actually an emergency blood supply implants, should she go to long without feeding.
5. Vox is actually the FBI and CIA working together to eliminate dissidants. Have people in your neighborhood stopped posting or closed their accounts? It is because they are in Guantanamo.
