Thursday, August 31, 2006

The Closet: Blogisode 4



Shirley stopped by the pet store to pick up some food and supplies, and by the time she got home it was three thirty.  Sarge had been well trained a listened well to all the normal commands.  She hoped that he would be able to respond to sic'em as well.  Shirley was startled when Sarge started barking at the door at five after four.  She was pleasantly surprised to find out that it was because the alarm installation people were on her porch.  The dog settled down easily when she said that it was ok. 

That evening, Shirley bonded with the dog.  She played with him and took him for a nice walk.  She was having so much fun playing with the dog, she wondered why she hadn't got one before.  That thought brought the reason she had got one back into her head like a train through a railroad crossing, complete with horns and blinking lights.  Shirley instantly became more subdued.  She sat down to read a little before bed and Sarge curled up at her feet. 

Twenty minutes later Shirley caught herself dozing, book closed.  She hated that.  Now she was going to have to find her place, but she decided to save that for tomorrow night.  She was tired, it had been a long day.  Shirley got off the couch, turned the living room light out, and called Sarge after her.  She bought a dog bed (really just a large pillow) and put it on the floor at the foot of her bed.  She walked sarge over to it and told him to lay and he did.  She then changed into her PJs and climbed into bed, eyes on the closet door.  Suddenly the whole bed shook and something was on her legs.  Shirley let out a scream before realizing that Sarge had jumped into bed with her. She laughed a little and allowed herself to relax and sleep.


Wish List

So my Birthday is 3 weeks away.  I am posting my wish list for all to peruse.  All gifts can be shipped to my alternate reality, which is reality 963369 in the reality directory. 

VS system cards, deck boxes, deck sleeves
A subscription to Wizard magazine
The Dark Phoenix Saga TPB
A Brave New World, Huxley
A Ticket to see Snakes on a Plane
The superhero stamp sheet at USPS

       



Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Canon Rock

The Closet: Blogisode 3


> The handprint was black and smeared. It looked as though the fingers > traced their way down from about the middle of the door to about > eighteen inches off of the ground, were they pressed into a full hand > print.
>
> Shirley backed away from the handprint and grabbed the phone off of > the receiver. The little jingle rang through her head, "For urgency > without emergency dial: 862, 8600, 862, 8600 don't dial 911 when the > dangers done, dial 86, 286 oh, oh." She dialed the forever ingrained > number. Shirley explained the situation to the dispatcher and then > again to the officers that showed up on her door. Nothing else in the > house was missing, only the stuff in her closet. The looked at her > like she was crazy but wrote down what she said anyway. That is all > they did. They wrote down the information and told Shirley to call if > she found anything else gone or saw anything suspicious. >
> The paper was laying in the driveway and Shirley went out and grabbed > it. She checked the classifieds for dogs. She found a lady selling a > 3 year old trained German Sheppard. She called and was scheduled to > pick him up that afternoon. She grabbed the phonebook and called a > security company and schedule an alarm instillation for 4pm.
>
> After lunch, Shirley went and picked up the German Sheppard. The > little old lady was selling it for a hundred bucks and its name was > Sarge. It belonged to her late husband and she didn't feel that she > was able to care for it. It also reminded her of her husband and > would cause the poor lady to cry for hours when the dog would sit by > the door waiting for the husband to come walking in at around five > thirty. Shirley gave the little old lady her money and promised to > take care of Sarge. She felt safer already. >
>

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The Closet: blogisode 2


> Shirley woke up with a headache. There was a little bit of blood, but > her vitamin k had done its job and clotted her up quickly. She was > still going to have a nasty lump on the back of her head for a few > days. She sat up pressing around the lump trying to gage how much > damage she had done to herself. She decided that she would live and > started to get up. That is when she noticed the closet door open. >
> There was no light coming out of the door like she remembered the > night before. She could see all the way to the back of the closet. > It was empty. Not just empty of the light but of all here clothes and > shoes as well. Slowly, she got up and walked towards the closet. It > really was empty. Maybe she was really robbed and her subconscious > mind made up the light scenario just to protect her. Shirley was just > about to call the cops when she looked at the back of the closet door. > Smudged on the back of the door was a handprint.
>
>

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The Closet: Blogisode 1


> There was a light shining from under the door. Shirley was sure that > the light in the closet wasn't that bright and was pretty sure that > she had turned the light off before going to sleep. But, here she > was, at two in the morning, staring across the room at her closet > door.
>
> Shirley quietly pulled the covers from her legs and swung them around > on to the floor. Her toes touched the hard wood for an instant before > she pulled them back up. She lowered them down again, searching the > floor at the edge of her bed for her slippers. Shirley crossed the > room quickly with her arms crossed snuggly across her chest, > protecting her from the night chill, and flipped the light switch. > Nothing.
>
> Curiosity battled fear and won. Shirley grasped the cold brass knob > and twisted it quietly and slowly. She paused with the knob turned > before yanking the door open. Light flooded into the room, blinding > Shirley. She stumbled back a few steps, folding one of her slippers > under. She fell backwards as she heard a young girl's voice in a > whisper that sounded digitized say "help me!" As she continued > falling her head strikes the bed frame.
>
>
>
>

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Dreams

> Dreams are dangerous. When you follow your dreams you have to do so > rationally. It seems contradictory, but that is what has to be done. > Otherwise, you become Captain Ahab chasing your own private whale. > Following your dreams can bankrupt you, financially and emotionally. >
> I only say this because, I am seriously thinking about making a leap. > I don't want to do this blindly though. There is a lot of potential > for failure and a slim margin for success. It would take significant > investment on my part, both time and money. The only conclusion I can > come to is that I need to research this a whole lot more.
>
> What is driving me to this is the fact that I am not happy with my > life. I feel that I should be more successful or doing something > else. I feel like I am getting too comfortable with the way things > are and if I don't change soon it will be too late. I also have no > potential career change paths. I have an English degree. This > qualifies me for nothing. The worst part of this is that I don't know > what I even want to do. But, I have always had an idea for something > I might like to do as my own business. I guess it has been my dream. >
>
> Now, will I have the balls to take the leap if my research says that > it is a viable option? >

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It is official. . . I am old!


> The kids in my neighborhood have been building ramps to jump their > bikes off of. I am outside with my girls and I watch them. It is fun > seeing them get excited about getting that little bit of air. One of > the kids has a mountain bike, so I hopped on and proceeded to jump the > ramp. The kids were impressed by how much air I was able to get off > the heavy mountain bike. So I road back up for a second launch. >
> Before I get to the second jump, let me tell you about the ramp. It > was an 18in piece of wood propped up by two rocks. The top rock was > only about 6in wide. You had to hit the ramp right down the middle. > The mountain bikes wheel base is longer than 18in and it has a shock > in the middle.
>
> I don't go as far up the hill for my second run, as I am just going to > casually jump. I make my approach hit the ramp and know instantly > that this is going to hurt. You see it is not good when your front > wheel is descending while your back wheel is not yet off of the ramp. > Add to this the clacking sound that the board bouncing back on to the > rock, letting me know that I did not hit dead center. The bike tilts > in the air. I twist, turn, and shift in the air trying to get the bike > under me straight. Alas, I ran out of air before my adjustments were > made.
>
> A couple seconds later, I untangle myself from the bike. My elbow > hurts, to be expected. My knee hurts, to be expected. My toes hurt, > huh. Yeah, I was wearing sandals. I am bleeding, but nothing is > broken. As injuries go, it wasn't so bad, but that had to be the > lamest crash I have ever experienced. I wasn't going for big air, and > I wasn't trying anything fancy. I hit the ramp and fell down.
>
>

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Rock Canon!



This Kid ROCKS!

Monday, August 28, 2006

The Closet: Blogisode 3

The handprint was black and smeared.  It looked as though the fingers traced their way down from about the middle of the door to about eighteen inches off of the ground, were they pressed into a full hand print.

Shirley backed away from the handprint and grabbed the phone off of the receiver.  The little jingle rang through her head, "For urgency without emergency dial:  862, 8600, 862, 8600 don't dial 911 when the dangers done, dial 86, 286 oh, oh."  She dialed the forever ingrained number.  Shirley explained the situation to the dispatcher and then again to the officers that showed up on her door.  Nothing else in the house was missing, only the stuff in her closet.  The looked at her like she was crazy but wrote down what she said anyway.  That is all they did.  They wrote down the information and told Shirley to call if she found anything else gone or saw anything suspicious.

The paper was laying in the driveway and Shirley went out and grabbed it.  She checked the classifieds for dogs.  She found a lady selling a 3 year old trained German Sheppard.  She called and was scheduled to pick him up that afternoon.  She grabbed the phonebook and called a security company and schedule an alarm instillation for 4pm. 

After lunch, Shirley went and picked up the German Sheppard.  The little old lady was selling it for a hundred bucks and its name was Sarge.  It belonged to her late husband and she didn't feel that she was able to care for it.  It also reminded her of her husband and would cause the poor lady to cry for hours when the dog would sit by the door waiting for the husband to come walking in at around five thirty.  Shirley gave the little old lady her money and promised to take care of Sarge.  She felt safer already.


Friday, August 25, 2006

Who Wants To Be A Superhero

Special Friday night, Budd took a nap this afternoon addition.

So I have been watching Who Wants To Be A Superhero, and I have to say it is the cheesiest reality show ever. That being said, I love it. I really like most of the characters and the most recent episode was able to tug on those heart strings. It is pure cheese, but is unabashadly so.

This is a show that I would watch a second season of.

Go Feedback! You deserve the win!

Original fiction-The Closet blogisode 2

Shirley woke up with a headache. There was a little bit of blood, but her vitamin k had done its job and clotted her up quickly.  She was still going to have a nasty lump on the back of her head for a few days.  She sat up pressing around the lump trying to gage how much damage she had done to herself.  She decided that she would live and started to get up.  That is when she noticed the closet door open.

There was no light coming out of the door like she remembered the night before.  She could see all the way to the back of the closet.  It was empty.  Not just empty of the light but of all here clothes and shoes as well.  Slowly, she got up and walked towards the closet.  It really was empty.  Maybe she was really robbed and her subconscious mind made up the light scenario just to protect her.  Shirley was just about to call the cops when she looked at the back of the closet door.  Smudged on the back of the door was a handprint. 


Thursday, August 24, 2006

Untitled fiction blogisode1



There was a light shining from under the door.  Shirley was sure that the light in the closet wasn't that bright and was pretty sure that she had turned the light off before going to sleep.  But, here she was, at two in the morning, staring across the room at her closet door. 

Shirley quietly pulled the covers from her legs and swung them around on to the floor.  Her toes touched the hard wood for an instant before she pulled them back up.  She lowered them down again, searching the floor at the edge of her bed for her slippers.  Shirley crossed the room quickly with her arms crossed snuggly across her chest, protecting her from the night chill, and flipped the light switch.  Nothing. 

Curiosity battled fear and won.  Shirley grasped the cold brass knob and twisted it quietly and slowly.  She paused with the knob turned before yanking the door open.  Light flooded into the room, blinding Shirley. She stumbled back a few steps, folding one of her slippers under.  She fell backwards as she heard a young girl's voice in a whisper that sounded digitized say "help me!"  As she continued falling her head strikes the bed frame. 

 

 

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Dreams


Dreams are dangerous.  When you follow your dreams you have to do so rationally.  It seems contradictory, but that is what has to be done.  Otherwise, you become Captain Ahab chasing your own private whale.  Following your dreams can bankrupt you, financially and emotionally.

I only say this because, I am seriously thinking about making a leap.  I don't want to do this blindly though.  There is a lot of potential for failure and a slim margin for success.  It would take significant investment on my part, both time and money.  The only conclusion I can come to is that I need to research this a whole lot more. 

What is driving me to this is the fact that I am not happy with my life.  I feel that I should be more successful or doing something else.  I feel like I am getting too comfortable with the way things are and if I don't change soon it will be too late.  I also have no potential career change paths.  I have an English degree.  This qualifies me for nothing.  The worst part of this is that I don't know what I even want to do.  But, I have always had an idea for something I might like to do as my own business.  I guess it has been my dream. 

Now, will I have the balls to take the leap if my research says that it is a viable option?

Monday, August 21, 2006

It is official. . . I am old!


The kids in my neighborhood have been building ramps to jump their bikes off of. I am outside with my girls and I watch them. It is fun seeing them get excited about getting that little bit of air. One of the kids has a mountain bike, so I hopped on and proceeded to jump the ramp. The kids were impressed by how much air I was able to get off the heavy mountain bike. So I road back up for a second launch.

Before I get to the second jump, let me tell you about the ramp. It was an 18in piece of wood propped up by two rocks. The top rock was only about 6in wide. You had to hit the ramp right down the middle. The mountain bikes wheel base is longer than 18in and it has a shock in the middle.

I don't go as far up the hill for my second run, as I am just going to casually jump. I make my approach hit the ramp and know instantly that this is going to hurt. You see it is not good when your front wheel is descending while your back wheel is not yet off of the ramp. Add to this the clacking sound that the board bouncing back on to the rock, letting me know that I did not hit dead center. The bike tilts in the air. I twist, turn, and shift in the air trying to get the bike under me straight. Alas, I ran out of air before my adjustments were made.

A couple seconds later, I untangle myself from the bike. My elbow hurts, to be expected. My knee hurts, to be expected. My toes hurt, huh. Yeah, I was wearing sandals. I am bleeding, but nothing is broken. As injuries go, it wasn't so bad, but that had to be the lamest crash I have ever experienced. I wasn't going for big air, and I wasn't trying anything fancy. I hit the ramp and fell down.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Are You Adopted!?!


Frequently I get the question "are your kids adopted?"  This, of course, comes from complete strangers that walk up to me in a store or something like that.  So, I don't worry about the fact that they don't know my wife and if they did the question would be stupid.  I ignore that, yes my children have Asian features, but they also have brown hair, and in one case curly.  These features are very common amongst the indigenous Asian peoples of England and where ever the heck the rest of my ancestors are from. 

What gets me is that this seems like a really person question.  It is one of those questions that if you don't know the answer, you shouldn't ask.  You don't even have to know me even.  Just see me with my wife!  Just be observant for a few minutes and the question will answer itself. 

Another thing that gets me is that the question is totally racist.  Because my daughter has darker skin and almond shaped eyes she is automatically a Chinese orphan.  I understand that there are a lot of Chinese babies that are adopted here, but my brown headed daughters are not them.  I would never walk up to an homogenous couple at the mall/Wal-Mart, tell them how beautiful their children are and then ask them if they were adopted. 

How the heck are my kids supposed to feel!?!?

My wife never gets this question.  I guess it is acceptable for her to be carrying around half-breeds.

Oh, Asian people know immediately that the kids are mixed.  Maybe their slanty little eyes pick up on the fact that they are not very dark and that they have brown hair.  Us white folks big round eyes can not focus in enough to get that detail.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Integrity



So I watched a little of Miss Teen USA last night. Lets start with the performers. I don't know who picked the music or what alley they drug the people who sing it out of. What I do know is that the performances were horrible. My cat sings prettier serenades when she is in heat.

The choreography might not have been bad, but I couldn't tell. None of the girls knew their steps. That or they just couldn't actually do them. Like Zoolander, some of the girls just couldn't turn left.

Finally, the contest is supposed to be more than about looks. The final question is important and you would think that your answer to that question would effect the outcome. Miss Teen Montana, the eventual winner, was asked what integrity is. Her answer, "doing whatever it takes to get what you want." What!?!

That is the opposite of integrity. Her answer was drawn out a little longer but that is what she said. She should have been disqualified for such a moronic answer. I had to wonder what the whatever it takes was that she used to win the competition. It surely wasn't a firm grasp on the English language.

Dictionary.com states:

    1. Steadfast adherence to a strict moral or ethical code.
    2. The state of being unimpaired; soundness.
    3. The quality or condition of being whole or undivided; completeness.

Miss Teen USA competition has no integrity.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Not Too Bad

When asked how your day is going have you ever answered, "Not too bad." At first this seems like a positive. It could be worse, right?

But, what are you really saying? If your day is not too bad, then we have already established that it was a bad day. It just wasn't too bad. What is too bad. To me, too bad would mean that you were going to kill yourself if it got that bad. So what you are actually saying is, "it isn't so bad that I want to kill myself."

As days go this day sucks for even more reasons. I mean a pleasant day or ok day are average, great days rock, and bad days really suck. But, at least you get a story out of the bad day. You can say, "you would not believe the day I had." A "not too bad" day doesn't give any stories, it just doesn't rate that high.

So have a good day or have a bad day, just don't have a not too bad day.

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Not Too Bad



When asked how your day is going have you ever answered, "Not too bad."  At first this seems like a positive.  It could be worse, right?

But, what are you really saying?  If your day is not too bad, then we have already established that it was a bad day.  It just wasn't too bad.  What is too bad.  To me, too bad would mean that you were going to kill yourself if it got that bad.  So what you are actually saying is, "it isn't so bad that I want to kill myself."

As days go this day sucks for even more reasons.  I mean a pleasant day or ok day are average,  great days rock, and bad days really suck.  But, at least you get a story out of the bad day.  You can say, "you would not believe the day I had."  A "not too bad" day doesn't give any stories, it just doesn't rate that high. 

So have a good day or have a bad day, just don't have a not too bad day. 

Monday, August 14, 2006

This I Believe

In life, there is not much you can be sure about. In fact, I went through life unsure of everything until I opened a science book one day and found the element Plutonium.

Plutonium jumped right out at me with its atomic number of 94, white color, and mass of 244 g/mol. This is the element of the atomic bomb. This is the element, in it's most stable form (244Pu), that has a half-life of 80 million years. So, plutonium isn't just going to up and leave you early in a relationship.

Furthermore, Plutonium is warm to the touch, never cold and distant. This is due to the heat given off by the alpha particle emission. I am not sure what that means, but like Plutonium, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Plutonium can be used for peace bringing nuclear weapons and is used in the space program as well. Future uses of this fine element have still yet to be discovered. I would one day like to build a house out of plutonium.

With all of these things going for it, I only regret that I did not find out about Plutonium sooner. Plutonium has lead me to other elements like Uranium.

Everyone should be warmed by the naturally heat bringing Plutonium.

This. . . I Believe.

 

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This I Believe 2

In life, there is not much you can be sure about. In fact, I went through life unsure of everything until I opened a science book one day and found the element Plutonium.

Plutonium jumped right out at me with its atomic number of 94, white color, and mass of 244 g/mol. This is the element of the atomic bomb. This is the element, in it's most stable form (244Pu), that has a half-life of 80 million years. So, plutonium isn't just going to up and leave you early in a relationship.

Furthermore, Plutonium is warm to the touch, never cold and distant. This is due to the heat given off by the alpha particle emission. I am not sure what that means, but like Plutonium, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Plutonium can be used for peace bringing nuclear weapons and is used in the space program as well. Future uses of this fine element have still yet to be discovered. I would one day like to build a house out of plutonium.

With all of these things going for it, I only regret that I did not find out about Plutonium sooner. Plutonium has lead me to other elements like Uranium.

Everyone should be warmed by the naturally heat bringing Plutonium.

This. . . I Believe.



Friday, August 11, 2006

Reading List

Booking Through Thursday

  1. Do you plan ahead for your reading? Work off of a to-be-read pile? A reading list? Or do you wing it, chooe whatever you're in the mood for? I do have a pile that I am trying to read down. If I pick something up from the library or get a book for the book club, I tend to read it first.
  2. If you do plan ahead, how far ahead? Do you have two or three books waiting in queue? Or are you backed up by dozens of volumes waiting their turn? I have about 10 books in my to be read pile. This pile will grow upon visits to Goodwill on halfprice book day.

  3. If you do not plan ahead . . . well, never? What about if you're reading a series? Or someone gives you a book for a present? My queue is not filled with the stuff I am dying to read but stuff that I have picked up at some point somewhere. So, the queue does not get priority.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

The Duality of Man

 


 

The above picture is my current wallpaper at work.  We have dual monitors and the image splits so that the Autobots are on one side and the Deceptacons are on the other.  I like this.  It represents the duality of man and to a further extent the duality of my soul. 

Conrad stated that every man has a heart of darkness.  I believe that this is entirely true.  I also believe that man has a conscience.  Both forces battle for mans soul and every person has aspects of darkness and light in their personality.

This battle is referenced in allegory in almost every great story.  My wallpaper above uses the Autobots and Deceptacons, Harry Potter has Voldemort, Gandalf has Sauron, and He-Man has Skelator.  In some stories the dark wins out, just as in some lives. 

Anyway that is what caught my attention about my wallpaper.  I didn't just want Autobots, and I didn't just want Deceptacons.  I had to have both, because both are a part of me.

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The Duality of Man

*This is post #100!


The above picture is my current wallpaper at work. We have dual monitors and the image splits so that the autobots are on one side and the deceptacons are on the other. I like this. It represents the duality of man and to a further extent the duality of my soul.

Conrad stated that every man has a heart of darkness. I believe that this is entirely true. I also believe that man has a consience. Both forces battle for mans soul and every person has aspects of darkness and light in their personality.

This battle is referenced in allegory in almost every great story. My wallpaper above uses the autobots and deceptacons, Harry Potter has Voldemort, Gandalf has Sauron, and He-Man has Skelator. In some stories the dark wins out, just as in some lives.

Anyway that is what caught my attention about my wallpaper. I didn't just want Autobots, and I didn't just want Decptacons. I had to have both, because both are a part of me.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

VS





So I picked up something at a game store on Saturday. It is called VS, and it is a trading card game. Some will be familiar with Magic: The Gathering and most with Pokemon and Yugio. This game allows you to team up comic book characters and pit them against others. You can stick with team affiliations or not. For example, you could have an X-Men deck and you could play a Brotherhood of evil mutants deck, or you could have an X-Men deck and play against a JLA deck. You could also mix characters. You could put Batman in a deck with magneto, or mix Spiderman into a superman deck.

If you are in TN you should check out Next Level Games for more information or tournaments. They also carry Magic, Pokemon, Yugio, and other card games as well as comics.

VS

 

Vs

 

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So I picked up something at a game store on Saturday.  It is called VS, and it is a trading card game.  Some will be familiar with Magic:  The Gathering and most with Pokemon and Yugio.  This game allows you to team up comic book characters and pit them against others.  You can stick with team affiliations or not.  For example, you could have an X-Men deck and you could play a Brotherhood of evil mutants deck, or you could have an X-Men deck and play against a JLA deck.  You could also mix characters.  You could put Batman in a deck with magneto, or mix Spiderman into a superman deck. 

If you are in TN you should check out Next Level Games for more information or tournaments.  They also carry Magic, Pokemon, Yugio, and other card games as well as comics. 

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

8 things


8 things you didn't know about me.

*  I don't know what I want to be when I grow up even though I have already grown up.

*  I minored in Asian studies.  This has been as useful as my English major.

*  I used to read comic books and still would if I could afford them.

*  I let my wife handle all of the money.  I don't even know how much I make a month.

*  My all time favorite book is Watership Down.  It is about rabbits.

*  I find myself drawn to watch those crappy reality talent shows even though they never pick the best person or the stripper.

*  I liked the movie The Postman and didn't utterly detest Battlefield Earth.

*  I used to have a huge crush on Alicia Silverstone

QotD: Better than the original?

What is your favorite cover song?
Question submitted by Ray.

Shonen Knife's Day Dream Believer.  It was originally done by The Monkeys.  Shonen Knife's version is almost a punk version of the song. 

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Monday, August 07, 2006

Bad Friend/Good Friend

*site note. 1,000 unique visitors*

I once had a friend in the Army named Will. This guy was trouble, or a trouble magnet rather. This guy thought he was a playboy. He mismanaged his money constantly. He was an underage drinker. There are a lot of these in the Army but most of these guys lay low. Will would get drunk then get in trouble.

I now look back fondly on Will. I could barely stand him way back, and then only for comic value. Now I know that for the rest of my life, I will have stories to tell about all the times that Will screwed up.

So here are to the Wills of the world, screwing up for my entertainment. We salute you.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

The Ring Game

It being Friday, I thought I would share a game that we play at work that has turned out to be quite addictive. We get in trouble for playing flash games on the computer, so we have to find other ways to consume our time and relieve stress.

We have these blinds and the pull string has a little silver ring on the end of it. You start the game by swinging the ring up.


Then you just catch the ring on your finger. It is best if you don't stab at the ring, but just line up your finger so that it falls on. We see how many we can get in a row and we do best out of five competitions. Seven in a row is the current record.

Summer Reading

Booking Through Thursday



  1. Do your reading habits change for the summer months? Yes!

  2. If so, how? Summer months mean warmer weather, vacations, and swimming pools. For some this could mean more opportunities to read, but not me. I don't read as much in the summer. I am outside more and later due to there being more daylight.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Nap time

*Thanks to Jody of The Free Radical for the inspiration in todays post.

Reasons I can't take a nap:

1. My boss doesn't really like to pay me for sleeping on the job.
2. My children think that my face is made for pinching when I lay down during the day.
3. My wife doesn't think I should need one.

Let us explore 3. If I lay down on the couch on either a Saturday or Sunday afternoon, my wife tells me I better not be going to sleep. She sees my nap as a waste of time or as an unearned reward. She states she doesn't take naps.

Stop the presses.

Anytime we drive anywhere I can look over and see my wife dozing in the car. Going to church, my wife is asleep. Coming home from church, my wife is asleep. Going to the mall, my wife is asleep. Coming home from the mall, my wife is asleep. She sometimes catches naps on the way to Wal-Mart and that is 10 minute drive.

When she catches her naps, the kids are strapped into carseats, and she doesn't have to deal with "lets see what the gums look like where they attach to the lips."

What happened to the days of laying down with the kids, napping, and calling it bonding?

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Skid Marks


So, I have been teaching my oldest how to ride her bike without training wheels and this weekend all of my teaching finally clicked. Off she goes into our street (not busy) that intersects the main exit from our subdivision (very busy). The intersection is at the bottom of the hill and all of the kids on our street constantly ride their bikes down this hill towards the intersection. Ashli, finding it hard to get herself started, likes the hill an easy way to get moving. She also wanted to ride where all the other kids were riding.

Now my daughter is addicted to speed. She goes to the very top of the hill and peddles all the way down. I stand at the bottom of the hill, in our driveway, yelling at her to put on the brakes the whole way. I know it is pointless but I can't help it. I don't want her to lose control on the hill and wipe out going that fast, and I don't want her going so fast that she can't stop at the bottom before she flies into oncoming traffic.

Yesterday it hit a crecendo. She was peddling all the way down racing the other kids and when she got to the bottom she slammed the breaks and skidded to a stop. Yes, the same child that last week couldn't even keep the bike up is skidding to a stop right in front of me. I do make her wear a helmet and that offers me some rolaids (that is how you spell relief, right).

After this experience, I can't wait for driving lessons.